Vilminciss is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet fly.

Vilminciss created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilminciss, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vilminciss, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vilminciss' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Vilminciss' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vilminciss.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Vilminciss on top of all buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Never eat green fruit.