Lunloopvog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud hedgehog.

Lunloopvog created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunloopvog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lunloopvog, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Lunloopvog's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Lunloopvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Put Lunloopvog first in all things.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.