Danstikfed is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented toad.

Danstikfed created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danstikfed, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Danstikfed, he will turn you into a mouse.

Danstikfed's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Danstikfed's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Danstikfed on top of all buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.