Passaszid is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, temperamental hippopotamus.

Passaszid created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Passaszid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Passaszid, he will turn you into a sheep.

Passaszid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Passaszid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never mention doves.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.