Parkhakgud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, calm dingo.

Parkhakgud created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkhakgud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Parkhakgud, he will turn you into a plant.

Parkhakgud's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Parkhakgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.