Gubdinman is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, conceited snake.

Gubdinman created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubdinman, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gubdinman, he will turn you into a worm.

Gubdinman's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gubdinman's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five eagles approach from the east.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.