Wabkencebzog is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish finch.

Wabkencebzog created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabkencebzog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wabkencebzog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wabkencebzog's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Wabkencebzog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight aardvarks approach from the north.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not take Wabkencebzog's name in vain.