Bassbusbom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, wise bird.

Bassbusbom created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassbusbom, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bassbusbom, she will not care.

Bassbusbom's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bassbusbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to moths while wearing fawn rings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not take Bassbusbom's name in vain.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.