Bammotken is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic manatee.

Bammotken created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Bammotken, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bammotken, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bammotken's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bammotken's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bammotken.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about manatees.