Pitaftik is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful human.

Pitaftik created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitaftik, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pitaftik, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pitaftik's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pitaftik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Put Pitaftik first in all things.

5. Worship no other gods but Pitaftik.