Flowganhit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, benevolent dolphin.

Flowganhit created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowganhit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flowganhit, she will destroy your home planet.

Flowganhit's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flowganhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always treat swans with great respect.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.