Panfagxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-confident dingo.

Panfagxuc created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Panfagxuc, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Panfagxuc, it will destroy your favourite star.

Panfagxuc's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Panfagxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six aardvarks approach from the south.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.