Cissdanbonk Dintadcem is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, strong manatee.

Cissdanbonk Dintadcem created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cissdanbonk Dintadcem, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cissdanbonk Dintadcem, he will not care.

Cissdanbonk Dintadcem's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cissdanbonk Dintadcem's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always help whales in need.
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