Bedstanbid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, emotional toad.

Bedstanbid created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedstanbid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bedstanbid, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bedstanbid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bedstanbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Never think about asteroids.