Kinvolwit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable goblin.

Kinvolwit created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinvolwit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kinvolwit, she will come to you in dreams.

Kinvolwit's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kinvolwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Hide from magenta pigs for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat bark.