Dossgumraw is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying dove.

Dossgumraw created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossgumraw, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dossgumraw, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dossgumraw's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dossgumraw's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never jump in the presence of mice.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.