Vinabmap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody gerbil.

Vinabmap created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinabmap, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vinabmap, she will have a low opinion of you.

Vinabmap's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Vinabmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Vinabmap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never write about black holes.