Hamratduss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless hamster.

Hamratduss created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamratduss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hamratduss, it will turn you into a rat.

Hamratduss' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hamratduss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hamratduss.