Bogkinapp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy raccoon.

Bogkinapp created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogkinapp, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogkinapp, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bogkinapp's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bogkinapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.