Dadbedwodbet is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, almighty raven.

Dadbedwodbet created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dadbedwodbet, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dadbedwodbet, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dadbedwodbet's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dadbedwodbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about whales.

5. Fast once a month.