Jentonfod is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, smart skunk.

Jentonfod created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jentonfod, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jentonfod, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jentonfod's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jentonfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Retreat if five manatees approach from the east.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.