Lipnulfon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy toad.

Lipnulfon created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lipnulfon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lipnulfon, it will cry a lot.

Lipnulfon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Lipnulfon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.