Boss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unthinking hummingbird.

Boss created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boss, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Boss, she will cry a lot.

Boss' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Boss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Boss.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Run away from red nematodes, for they are unholy.