Dutdotcun is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, emotional deer.

Dutdotcun created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutdotcun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dutdotcun, it will turn you into a mole.

Dutdotcun's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dutdotcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must love Dutdotcun.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Put Dutdotcun first in all things.

5. Do not stand on grass.