Zeblegflan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous coyote.

Zeblegflan created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zeblegflan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zeblegflan, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zeblegflan's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Zeblegflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Zeblegflan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.