Kabbedyeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sage fox.

Kabbedyeb created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabbedyeb, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kabbedyeb, it will turn you into a goat.

Kabbedyeb's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Kabbedyeb's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kabbedyeb first in all things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Do not take Kabbedyeb's name in vain.