Hapgilcut is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, prudent rat.

Hapgilcut created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Hapgilcut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hapgilcut, she will ignore you.

Hapgilcut's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Hapgilcut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect five gold sculptures of Hapgilcut on top of important buildings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.