Dutnartgen is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient parrot.

Dutnartgen created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Dutnartgen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dutnartgen, he will turn you into a hamster.

Dutnartgen's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dutnartgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Worship no other gods but Dutnartgen.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dutnartgen.