Nillfasbiddissaklarg Mapflanbarn Rowsatlit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, vain slug.

Nillfasbiddissaklarg Mapflanbarn Rowsatlit created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nillfasbiddissaklarg Mapflanbarn Rowsatlit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nillfasbiddissaklarg Mapflanbarn Rowsatlit, he will turn you into a rock.

Nillfasbiddissaklarg Mapflanbarn Rowsatlit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nillfasbiddissaklarg Mapflanbarn Rowsatlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about nebulae.