Himvencab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, capable gerbil.

Himvencab created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Himvencab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Himvencab, he will turn you into a slug.

Himvencab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Himvencab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Himvencab.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Himvencab.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.