Gemhogabtam is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident porpoise.

Gemhogabtam created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemhogabtam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gemhogabtam, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gemhogabtam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gemhogabtam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. You must pray to Gemhogabtam nine times a day.

4. Gemhogabtam loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Never go into purple rooms.