Dobbopbad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous troll.

Dobbopbad created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobbopbad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dobbopbad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dobbopbad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dobbopbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always obey Dobbopbad's priests.

5. Never eat green fruit.