Tiprullaf is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring shark.

Tiprullaf created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiprullaf, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tiprullaf, she will torture you forever.

Tiprullaf's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tiprullaf's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tiprullaf.

2. You must love Tiprullaf.

3. Put Tiprullaf first in all things.

4. Never jump near horses.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.