Fagraksand is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome wasp.

Fagraksand created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Fagraksand, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fagraksand, she will destroy your home planet.

Fagraksand's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Fagraksand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.