Artgidgid Nulbastdot is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, witty bee.

Artgidgid Nulbastdot created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Artgidgid Nulbastdot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Artgidgid Nulbastdot, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Artgidgid Nulbastdot's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Artgidgid Nulbastdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Run away from magenta grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Artgidgid Nulbastdot loves nematodes, so they must be respected.