Targlapbag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering fox.

Targlapbag created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targlapbag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Targlapbag, he will boil you in a big pot.

Targlapbag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Targlapbag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.