Fommotmig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced scorpion.

Fommotmig created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fommotmig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fommotmig, she will throw large rocks at you.

Fommotmig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fommotmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.