Targganrak is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate frog.

Targganrak created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Targganrak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Targganrak, she will turn you into a tree.

Targganrak's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Targganrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must never eat garlic.