Ceptinwik Hudmitcab Fubtailbif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, slow penguin.

Ceptinwik Hudmitcab Fubtailbif created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceptinwik Hudmitcab Fubtailbif, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ceptinwik Hudmitcab Fubtailbif, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ceptinwik Hudmitcab Fubtailbif's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ceptinwik Hudmitcab Fubtailbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Worship no other gods but Ceptinwik Hudmitcab Fubtailbif.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not take Ceptinwik Hudmitcab Fubtailbif's name in vain.