Pidvegcusscunbinstaflin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty dugong.

Pidvegcusscunbinstaflin created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Pidvegcusscunbinstaflin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pidvegcusscunbinstaflin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pidvegcusscunbinstaflin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pidvegcusscunbinstaflin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pidvegcusscunbinstaflin.

2. Bats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the east.

5. Never eat green fruit.