Cudbammutsab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unjust shark.

Cudbammutsab created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbammutsab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cudbammutsab, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cudbammutsab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cudbammutsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cudbammutsab.

5. Do not cook food in pots.