Quagfomnig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, able naga.

Quagfomnig created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagfomnig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quagfomnig, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quagfomnig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Quagfomnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never look in ponds.