Pidsomyak is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent parrot.

Pidsomyak created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidsomyak, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pidsomyak, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pidsomyak's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Pidsomyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Never run in the presence of pigs.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.