Straggessbut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless camel.

Straggessbut created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Straggessbut, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Straggessbut, she will turn you into a mouse.

Straggessbut's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Straggessbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about aardvarks.

2. Worship no other gods but Straggessbut.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Always help mites.

5. Never look at black holes.