Tiggedzimhug Vagjarnnatsas is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, blissful jaguar.

Tiggedzimhug Vagjarnnatsas created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiggedzimhug Vagjarnnatsas, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tiggedzimhug Vagjarnnatsas, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tiggedzimhug Vagjarnnatsas' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Tiggedzimhug Vagjarnnatsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.