Karmislab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, fussy parrot.

Karmislab created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Karmislab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Karmislab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Karmislab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Karmislab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black manatees for they are unholy.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never feed lentils to sharks while wearing white scarves.

5. Do not covet oxen.