Taptailgub is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unjust duck.

Taptailgub created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taptailgub, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Taptailgub, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Taptailgub's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Taptailgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Taptailgub loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Always take life seriously.