Nilhivnat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able gnu.

Nilhivnat created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilhivnat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nilhivnat, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nilhivnat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Nilhivnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Run away from green goats, for they are unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.