Wad is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, dishonest newt.

Wad created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Wad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wad, she will refuse to believe in you.

Wad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Wad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. You must love Wad.