Himvabfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful cat.

Himvabfeb created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himvabfeb, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Himvabfeb, it will be very unhappy.

Himvabfeb's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Himvabfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Do not speak about bread.